function testAlert()
{
  alert("testAlert() external function!");
}

function arrayOfShows()
{
  var array1 = new Array();
  array1[0] = "Date 07/25/2009 Location Arrowhead Fest"
  array1[1] = "Date 08/22/2009 Location Make a Wish Foundation"
  array1[2] = "Date 09/12/2009 Location The Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation Annual Walk @ The milwaukee county Zoo"
  array1[3] = "Date 10/10/2009 Location Papa's Social Club"
  array1[4] = "Date 12/12/2009 Location Papa's Social Club"
  array1[5] = ""
  array1[6] = ""
  array1[7] = ""
  array1[8] = ""
  array1[9] = ""
  array1[10] = ""
  return array1;
}

function upcomingShows()
{
  var today = new Date();
  var month = today.getMonth() + 1;
  var day = today.getDate();
  var count = 0;
  var holdString = "";
  var nextShowData = "";
  var nextShowDate = "";
  var nextShowPlace = "";
  var i = 0;
  
  showArray = new arrayOfShows(); 

  while (i <= (showArray.length - 1))
  {        
    holdString = showArray[i];
    holdDate = new Date(holdString.substring(5,15));

    if ((Math.round(today/(1000*60*60*24))) - (Math.round(holdDate/(1000*60*60*24))) <= 1)
    {        
      if (today - (Math.round((today - holdDate))/(1000*60*60*24) < 1))
      {
        nextShowData = holdString;
        i = showArray.length + 1;
      }
    }
    else 
    {
      i = i + 1;
    }
  }
    nextShowPlace = nextShowData.substring(nextShowData.indexOf("Location") + 9, nextShowData.length);
    nextShowDate = nextShowData.substring(nextShowData.indexOf("Date") + 5, nextShowData.indexOf("Location") - 1);
    document.writeln("<span>" + nextShowPlace + "<br/></span>");
    document.writeln("<span>Date: " + nextShowDate + "</span>");
}

function arrayOfGreetings()
{
  var array1 = new Array();
  array1[0] = "Brought to you in Living Color."
  array1[1] = "I thought your mama told you to stop messing around."
  array1[2] = "Welcome. Leave your shoes at the door please."
  array1[3] = "Howdy Doody to you. LOL, doody."
  array1[4] = "We're like 'Hee Haw' without the Hee or the Haw."
  array1[5] = "Well howdy partner."
  array1[6] = "Good day to ya mates."
  array1[7] = "Party 'til you cuke!"
  array1[8] = "The Screamin' Cucumbers are not based on any novel or movie."
  array1[9] = "Brought to you in front of a live audience... Usually."
  array1[10] = "Get you know your Screamin' Cucumbers!"
  array1[11] = "Rockin' harder than gypsum."
  array1[12] = "Playing 2nd base and batting 3rd tonight..."
  array1[13] = "Grace, style and rock hard abs."
  array1[14] = "Follow the yellow brick road."
  array1[15] = "How you doing?"
  array1[16] = "Say cheese, you're on Candid Camera."
  
  return array1;
}

function selectGreeting()
{
  var numArr = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14","15","16");

  var greetingMessage = "";

  greetingArray = new arrayOfGreetings(); 

  var z = Math.round((numArr.length-1)*Math.random());

  greetingMessage = greetingArray[z];
  
  document.writeln(greetingMessage);
}


function getCukeFact()
{
  var numArr = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14");

  var currNum = Math.round((numArr.length-1)*Math.random());

  if (currNum == 0)
  {
    document.write('Star Wars character Luke Skywalker was originally named Cuke Skywalker.');
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 1)
  {
    document.write("Brandon originally wanted to stand up and play like Sheila E. But his legs are not as nice so it didn't work out.");  
  }
  
  if (currNum == 2)
  {
    document.write('1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue. Not one Cuke has ever seen one.'); 
  }
  
  if (currNum == 3)
  {
    document.write('Giraffes have no vocal chords. So we use human vocalist.');  
  }
  
  if (currNum == 4)
  {
    document.write("We don't play the Greek national anthem because it has 158 verses. And we don't speak Greek.");  
  }  
  
  if (currNum == 5)
  {
    document.write("A recent poll shows that most Cukes like their baby to have back.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 6)
  {
    document.write("The English use to call Cucumbers, Cowcumbers. Hmm, the Screamin' Cowcumbers.");  
  }
   
  if (currNum == 7)
  {
    document.write("The Screamin' Cucumbers are not actually cucumbers. Any resemblance to actually living cucumbers is coincidental.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 8)
  {
    document.write("One time in band camp Rob got his chocolate mixed into Brandon’s peanut butter,");  
  }   
  
  if (currNum == 9)
  {
    document.write("Elise secretly wishes that the band intro music be Beethoven's Fur Elise.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 10)
  {
    document.write("Nuno Bettencourt rules. No shut up he does. Don't even go there. No you didn't. Just say it. Come on. Give this one to me, I'm having a bad day.");  
  } 

  if (currNum == 11)
  {
    document.write("China grows the most cucumbers in the world.");  
  } 

  if (currNum == 12)
  {
    document.write("Sea cucumbers are echinoderms—like starfish and sea urchins.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 13)
  {
    document.write("Ulysses S. Grant ate a cucumber soaked in vinegar for breakfast each day.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 14)
  {
    document.write("The phrase 'cool as a cucumber' is not just a lot of hot air. Because of a cucumber’s high water content, its inside temperature can be up to 20 degrees cooler than the outside air.");  
  }   
}

function getRandomAd()
{
  var numArr = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14","15","16","17","18");

  var currNum = Math.round((numArr.length-1)*Math.random());

 
  if (currNum == 0)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad1.jpg" alt="random1" title="random1"/>');
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 1)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad2.jpg" alt="random2" title="random2"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 2)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad3.jpg" alt="random3" title="random3"/>');
  }

  if (currNum == 3)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad4.jpg" alt="random3" title="random3"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 4)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad5.jpg" alt="random3" title="random3"/>');
  }
  
    if (currNum == 5)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad6.jpg" alt="random6" title="random6"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 6)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad6.jpg" alt="random6" title="random6"/>');
  }  

  if (currNum == 7)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad7.jpg" alt="random7" title="random7"/>');
  }

  if (currNum == 8)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad8.jpg" alt="random8" title="random8"/>');
  }

  if (currNum == 9)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad9.jpg" alt="random9" title="random9"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 10)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad10.jpg" alt="random10" title="random10"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 11)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad11.jpg" alt="random11" title="random11"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 12)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad12.jpg" alt="random12" title="random12"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 13)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad13.jpg" alt="random13" title="random13"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 14)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad14.jpg" alt="random14" title="random14"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 15)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad15.jpg" alt="random15" title="random15"/>');
  }

  if (currNum == 16)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad16.jpg" alt="random16" title="random16"/>');
  }
  
  if (currNum == 17)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad17.jpg" alt="random17" title="random17"/>');
  }

  if (currNum == 18)
  {
    document.write('<img class="imgAd" src="images/ad18.jpg" alt="random18" title="random18"/>');
  }

}



function arrayOfLyricBuzz()
{
  var array3 = new Array();
  array3[0] = "All you need is love, love. Love is all you need."
  array3[1] = "Different strokes for different folks, and so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby."
  array3[2] = "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail."
  array3[3] = "My uniform is leather and my power is my age."
  array3[4] = "Rather die on our feet, than keep living on our knees."
  array3[5] = "It ain't a crime to be good to yourself. Now lick it up."
  array3[6] = "If you let them make you, they'll make you paper mache"
  array3[7] = "I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are, and you make it hard."  
  array3[8] = "I know you wants whats on my mind. I know you like whats on my mind. I know it eats you up inside."
  array3[9] = "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here."
  array3[10] = "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."
  array3[11] = "I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth."
  return array3;
}

function arrayOfArtistsBuzz()
{
  var array4 = new Array();
  array4[0] = "Beatles"
  array4[1] = "Sly and the Family Stone"
  array4[2] = "Simon and Garfunkel"
  array4[3] = "Kiss"
  array4[4] = "James Brown"
  array4[5] = "Kiss"
  array4[6] = "The Guess Who"
  array4[7] = "Crosby Still and Nash"
  array4[8] = "Stone Temple Pilots"
  array4[9] = "Schoolhouse Rock"
  array4[10] = "Semisonic"
  array4[11] = "Who"
  return array4;
}

function getLyricBuzz() {

  var numArr4 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11");

  var artist = "";
  var lyric = "";

  artistArray = new arrayOfArtistsBuzz();
  lyricArray = new arrayOfLyricBuzz(); 

  var z = Math.round((numArr4.length-1)*Math.random());

  artist = artistArray[z];
  lyric = lyricArray[z];
    
  document.writeln("" + artist);
  document.writeln("" + lyric);
}

function arrayOfCelebs()
{
  var array5 = new Array();
  array5[0] = "Led Zeppelin"
  array5[1] = "Extreme"
  array5[2] = "Queen"
  array5[3] = "Devo"
  array5[4] = "Howard Jones"
  array5[5] = "Marvin Gaye"
  array5[6] = "Soft Cell"
  array5[7] = "Carrie Underwood"
  array5[8] = "Dexys Midnight Runners"
  array5[9] = "Baha Men"
  array5[10] = "Rush"
  array5[11] = "Deee-Lite"
  array5[12] = "William Hung"
  array5[13] = "Falco"
  array5[14] = "Toni Basil"
  array5[15] = "The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band"
  array5[16] = "Wolfmother"
  array5[17] = "Sugarhill Gang"
  array5[18] = "Chumbawamba"
  array5[19] = "Joss Stone"
  array5[20] = "Metallica"
  array5[21] = "Dethklok"
  array5[22] = "Tone-Loc"
  array5[23] = "U2"
  array5[24] = "Beatles"
  array5[25] = "GWAR"
  array5[26] = "Josie and the Pussycats"
  array5[27] = "Woody Herman"
  array5[28] = "Flaming Lips"
  array5[29] = "Tears for Fears"
  array5[30] = "Hootie and the Blowfish"
  return array5;
}

function getIdols()
{
  var numArr5 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14","15","16","17","18","19","20","21","22","23","24","25","26","27","28","29","30");
  
  var celeb1 = "";
  var celebNum1 = 0;
  var celeb2 = "";
  var celebNum2 = 0;
  var celeb3 = "";
  var celebNum3 = 0;
  var celeb4 = "";
  var celebNum4 = 0;
  var celeb5 = "";
  var celebNum5 = 0;
  
  var matchCheck = "n";
  workingArray = new arrayOfCelebs(); 

  var celebNum1 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
  var celebNum2 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
  var celebNum3 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
  var celebNum4 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
  var celebNum5 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
  
  celeb1 = workingArray[celebNum1];
   
  if (celebNum1 == celebNum2) {
    matchCheck = "y";
    while (matchCheck == "y")
    {
      celebNum2 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
      
      if (celebNum1 == celebNum2) {
        matchCheck = "y";
      }
      else {
        matchCheck = "n";        
      }
    }
  }
  
  celeb2 = workingArray[celebNum2];
  
  if ((celebNum3 == celebNum1) || (celebNum3 == celebNum2)) {
    matchCheck = "y";
    while (matchCheck == "y")
    {
      celebNum3 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
      
      if ((celebNum3 == celebNum1) || (celebNum3 == celebNum2)) {
        matchCheck = "y";
      }
      else {
        matchCheck = "n";        
      }
    }
  }
  
  celeb3 = workingArray[celebNum3];
  
  if ((celebNum4 == celebNum1) || (celebNum4 == celebNum2) || (celebNum4 == celebNum3)) {
    matchCheck = "y";
    while (matchCheck == "y")
    {
      celebNum4 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
      
      if ((celebNum4 == celebNum1) || (celebNum4 == celebNum2) || (celebNum4 == celebNum3)) {
        matchCheck = "y";
      }
      else {
        matchCheck = "n";        
      }
    }
  }
  
  celeb4 = workingArray[celebNum4];
  
  if ((celebNum5 == celebNum1) || (celebNum5 == celebNum2) || (celebNum5 == celebNum3) || (celebNum5 == celebNum4)) {
    matchCheck = "y";
    while (matchCheck == "y")
    {
      celebNum5 = Math.round((numArr5.length-1)*Math.random());
      
      if ((celebNum5 == celebNum1) || (celebNum5 == celebNum2) || (celebNum5 == celebNum3) || (celebNum5 == celebNum4)) {
        matchCheck = "y";
      }
      else {
        matchCheck = "n";        
      }
    }
  }
  
  celeb5 = workingArray[celebNum5];
  document.writeln("<span class='SCstandardSidebarText'>1. " + "We have created a system for determining just who the Greatest band of all time is. The top 5 are listed below. Check back often, because this system is VERY senstive to changes in album sales, internet charts, blogs, etc..." + "</span><br/>");
  document.writeln("<span class='SCstandardSidebarText'>1. " + celeb1 + "</span><br/>");
  document.writeln("<span class='SCstandardSidebarText'>2. " + celeb2 + "</span><br/>");
  document.writeln("<span class='SCstandardSidebarText'>3. " + celeb3 + "</span><br/>");
  document.writeln("<span class='SCstandardSidebarText'>4. " + celeb4 + "</span><br/>");
  document.writeln("<span class='SCstandardSidebarText'>5. " + celeb5 + "</span><br/>");
}

function arrayOfBrandonFacts()
{
  var factArray = new Array();
  
  factArray[0] = "Brandon plays a Roland electronic drum kit."
  factArray[1] = "Nobody puts Brandon in the corner."
  factArray[2] = "Brandon is sexier than red flames on a 78 Firebird."
  factArray[3] = "Brandon once introduced a commercial on the Wisconsin Lottery TV game show."
  factArray[4] = "If you miss a Cuke show and need to catch up with Brandon, try Fudruckers."
  factArray[5] = "Brandon is allergic to dogs, cats, and dust mites."
  factArray[6] = "Brandon has the best voice in the band. It's so good we don't let he sing because it would make us all look that bad."
  factArray[7] = "Brandon doesn't have a favorite number. He can't make up his mind until he's seen them all."
  
  return factArray;
}

function getBrandonFact()
{
  var numArr9 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7");

  var brandonFact = "";

  brandonArray = new arrayOfBrandonFacts(); 

  var s = Math.round((numArr9.length-1)*Math.random());

  brandonFact = brandonArray[s];
  
  document.write(brandonFact);
}


function arrayOfEliseMovieQuote()
{
  var quoteArray = new Array();
  
  quoteArray[0] = '"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."'
  quoteArray[1] = '"That’s what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older they stay the same age."'
  quoteArray[2] = "Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges."
  quoteArray[3] = '"Say hello to my little friend."'
  quoteArray[4] = '"My name is ah Borat."'
  
  return quoteArray;
}

function getEliseMovieQuote()
{
  var numArr9 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4");

  var movieQuote = "";

  movieArray = new arrayOfEliseMovieQuote(); 

  var s = Math.round((numArr9.length-1)*Math.random());

  movieQuote = movieArray[s];
  
  document.writeln(movieQuote);
}

function arrayOfEliseFacts()
{
  var factArray = new Array();
  
  factArray[0] = "Elise is an harmonica goddess. One of these days we are going to talk her into a 15 minute solo!"
  factArray[1] = "Nobody puts Elise in the corner."
  factArray[2] = "Elise's is a big fan of milk and Pepsi. Not together in same glass, but she loves them both."
  factArray[3] = "Elise once dropped her chocolate into John's peanut butter on stage. What a mess."
  factArray[4] = "Elise once rocked so hard she had to sing R&B for 3 years just to recover."
  factArray[5] = "Elise uses Shure PSM 200 in ear monitors."
  
  return factArray;
}

function getEliseFact()
{
  var numArr9 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5");

  var eliseFact = "";

  eliseArray = new arrayOfEliseFacts(); 

  var s = Math.round((numArr9.length-1)*Math.random());

  eliseFact = eliseArray[s];
  
  document.write(eliseFact);
}

function arrayOfJohnFacts()
{
  var factArray = new Array();
  
  factArray[0] = "John has Marshall, Will, and Holly autographs."
  factArray[1] = "Nobody puts John in the corner."
  factArray[2] = "John is proud card carrying lvl 60 WOWer (For non-geeks WOW is World of Warcraft)."
  factArray[3] = "Elise once dropped her chocolate into John's peanut butter on stage. What a mess."
  factArray[4] = "John's favorite State capital is Rome!"
  factArray[5] = "John isn't actually a member of the Cukes. But he such a nice guy we never had the nerve to tell him so."
  factArray[6] = "John is too sexy, but he still wears a shirt to give the rest of us a fighting chance."
  return factArray;
}

function getJohnFact()
{
  var numArr9 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6");

  var johnFact = "";

  johnArray = new arrayOfJohnFacts(); 

  var s = Math.round((numArr9.length-1)*Math.random());

  johnFact = johnArray[s];
  
  document.writeln(johnFact);
}

function arrayOfMickFacts()
{
  var factArray = new Array();
  
  factArray[0] = "Mick has two dogs at home, Sam and Lucy."
  factArray[1] = "Nobody puts Mick in the corner."
  factArray[2] = "Mick is a big Extreme - Nuno Bettencourt fan. Crazy big fan."
  factArray[3] = "Little know fact, Mick is the low harmony in the song Elivra. (No that's not true)."
  factArray[4] = "Last week, Mick just realized yellow and blue makes green!"
  factArray[5] = "Mick doesn't kiss on the first date, that's just sluty."
  return factArray;
}

function getMickFact()
{
  var numArr9 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5");

  var mickFact = "";

  mickArray = new arrayOfMickFacts(); 

  var s = Math.round((numArr9.length-1)*Math.random());

  mickFact = mickArray[s];
  
  document.writeln(mickFact);
}

function arrayOfRobFacts()
{
  var factArray = new Array();
  
  factArray[0] = "Rob plays something like 27 different instruments."
  factArray[1] = "Nobody puts Rob in the corner."
  factArray[2] = "Rob will answer to Robbie, Robert, Bob, Bobby boy, and usually Hey You."
  factArray[3] = "Rob has met a few super stars in his day. For example Mr. Rick Springfield."
  factArray[4] = "Unlike a certain Beatle, Rob isn't afraid of the number 9. As long as a 6 is in front of it anyway."
  
  return factArray;
}

function getRobFact()
{
  var numArr9 = new Array("0","1","2","3","4");

  var robFact = "";

  robArray = new arrayOfRobFacts(); 

  var s = Math.round((numArr9.length-1)*Math.random());

  robFact = robArray[s];
  
  document.writeln(robFact);
}

function getRockFact()
{
  var numArr = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14");

  var currNum = Math.round((numArr.length-1)*Math.random());

  if (currNum == 0)
  {
    document.write("JK Rowling created wizard rock, using the phrase to describe the Weird Sisters in The Goblet of Fire.");
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 1)
  {
    document.write("Igneous rock originates from the cooling and solidification of molten matter from the earth's interior.");  
  }
  
  if (currNum == 2)
  {
    document.write("The south shore of Rock Island, on the Rock River, occupies the site of the former village of Saukenuk, where the warrior Black Hawk was born."); 
  }
  
  if (currNum == 3)
  {
    document.write("Chris Rock received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on March 12th, 2003.");  
  }
  
  if (currNum == 4)
  {
    document.write("the Rocks real name is Dwayne Johnson.");  
  }  
  
  if (currNum == 5)
  {
    document.write("Rock County WI took its name from the 'Big Rock' on the north side of the river, now within the city limits of Janesville, which had been recognized for many years as a landmark of the county by Indians, settlers, and traders.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 6)
  {
    document.write("John Mellencamp wants to R.O.C.K in the U.S.A.");  
  }
   
  if (currNum == 7)
  {
    document.write("Little Rock is the capital of Arkansas.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 8)
  {
    document.write("Pat Boone, who is a very religious man, once claimed to use his own surname in lieu of curse words when he is upset.");  
  }   
  
  if (currNum == 9)
  {
    document.write("White Rock Elementary School is located on White Rock Avenue just east of the Fox River at the south end of Frame Park.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 10)
  {
    document.write("Rock bass, also called goggle-eye, can be easily distinguished from shadow bass by the well-defined rows of dark spots along the sides, particularly below the lateral line, which usually contains 37 to 46 scales.");  
  } 

  if (currNum == 11)
  {
    document.write("The Eagles recorded their first album, which would be branded 'California rock', in London England.");  
  } 

  if (currNum == 12)
  {
    document.write("Most Native American rock art is believed to be the product of individual (e.g. vision quest) and community (shamanistic) ritual activity. ");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 13)
  {
    document.write("Rock Tumbling is fun for the entire family.");  
  } 
  
  if (currNum == 14)
  {
    document.write("Variscite is a rare stone with a bright green color. It is often confused with Turquoise, but it is not related to Turquoise.");  
  }   
}

function arrayOfComments()
{
  var array6 = new Array();
  array6[0] = "Awesome variety of music and I mean come on with a name like the screaming cucumbers who wouldn't love em? - Sarah W."
  array6[1] = "The drummer rocks. They should call this band eye candy. - Anonymous"
  array6[2] = "This is a fun band. We go and see them at the Coach House when they play there...always a fun time!! - Shelly H"
  array6[3] = "The only band I'll go to see! - Jessica"
  array6[4] = "This band is AWESOME - great range of covers!!!! - Jill S."
  array6[5] = "The Screamin' Cucumbers are a great band and also down to earth great people. Very talented but also very friendly and nice people. They always come out and hang out with the crowd in between sets. - Sherry K."
  array6[6] = "They rock all night, make you wanna do more than chair dance, and you still want more at the end of the evening! - Wendel "
  array6[7] = "This band rocks, and I love to follow and spread the word of how great they are! -  Angela P."
  array6[8] = "BEST combinations of music I have heard in a LONG time!!! Excellent voice!!! Can't wait to see them again - Kimberly"
  array6[9] = "John rocks . . . and is cool - Randy"
  array6[10] = "The best band in the Milwaukee area by far!! - Tanya"
  array6[11] = "The Cukes bring out the weekend in you and let you leave the week behind! - Jennifer S."
  array6[12] = "They are one of the few bands in town that are really good, and humble about it. - Eddie"
  array6[13] = "This band will keep you dancing all night long! Awesome song list and excellent performers!! - Katie"
  array6[14] = "The Screamin Cucumbers always put on such a great show. My girlfriends and I always try to get out and see them when they are in the area!!! - Beth"
  array6[15] = "We enjoy the music and how they get the crowd involved. we love their music and how much fun we have on a date night out - Ellen P."
  array6[16] = "Great band, fun to watch, and one of the best guitar players I've ever seen!!! - Craig"
  array6[17] = "The Screamin Cucumbers bring it every performance! They really get the whole crowd into the show and on the dance floor. -  Aaron G."
  return array6;
}

function selectComment()
{
  var numArr = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14","15","16","17");

  var commentMessage = "";

  commentArray = new arrayOfComments(); 

  var p = Math.round((numArr.length-1)*Math.random());

  commentMessage = commentArray[p];
  
  document.writeln(commentMessage);
}

function arrayOfWeddingSongs()
{
  var array7 = new Array();
  array7[0] = "B.B. King - The Thrill is Gone"
  array7[1] = "Britney Spears - Oops I Did It Again"
  array7[2] = "Puddle of Mudd – She Hates Me"
  array7[3] = "Guns & Roses - I Used to Love Her"
  array7[4] = "Sammy Kershaw - Third Rate Romance"
  array7[5] = "Queen – Another One Bites the Dust"
  array7[6] = "The Ink Spots - I’ll Never Smile Again"
  array7[7] = "Gene Pitney - Last Chance to Turn Around"
  array7[8] = "Nancy Sinatra - Bang, Bang My baby shot me down"
  array7[9] = "Sting - If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free"
  array7[10] = "Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night"
  array7[11] = "Epicure - Life Sentence"
  array7[12] = "U2 - Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For"
  array7[13] = "AC DC – Highway to Hell"
  array7[14] = "J geils band – Love Stinks"
  array7[15] = "Greenday - Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
  array7[16] = "Dolly Parton – D.I.V.O.R.C.E"
  array7[17] = "Led Zeppelin - Babe I’m Gonna Leave You"
  return array7;
}

function selectWeddingSong()
{
  var numArr = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14","15","16","17");

  var weddingSong = "";

  weddingSongArray = new arrayOfWeddingSongs(); 

  var p = Math.round((numArr.length-1)*Math.random());

  weddingSong = weddingSongArray[p];
  
  document.writeln(weddingSong);
}

function arrayOfPickups()
{
  var array7 = new Array();
  array7[0] = "Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
  array7[1] = "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
  array7[2] = "Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"
  array7[3] = "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"
  array7[4] = "I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you."
  array7[5] = "Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams."
  array7[6] = "Hello, I'm an elven thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
  array7[7] = "Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns."
  array7[8] = "Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?"
  array7[9] = "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
  array7[10] = "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
  array7[11] = "How you doin?"
  array7[12] = "Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious."
  array7[13] = "Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over."
  array7[14] = "Hi, I'm incredibly rich."
  array7[15] = "My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in."
  array7[16] = "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
  array7[17] = "Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me."
  return array7;
}

function selectPickUp()
{
  var numArr = new Array("0","1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","10","11","12","13","14","15","16","17");

  var pickUp = "";

  pickUpArray = new arrayOfPickups(); 

  var p = Math.round((numArr.length-1)*Math.random());

  pickUp = pickUpArray[p];
  
  document.writeln(pickUp);
}